Heating and Cooling

Monique is the worst. She’s certifiably the worst, actually. Probably has a framed certificate in her room, saying Monique: The Actual Worst. Congratulations on your achievement! The minute the weather gets warm, she’s up and giving people advice on what to do with their air conditioning experts, but oh, didn’t you know? Her daddy was …

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You would think that carbon monoxide was a good thing, right?  Carbon is the thing that makes up all life, and ‘monoxide’…I’m not sure, but with the etymology, I’d expect it to just mean ‘something to do with oxygen, but only one of them’. And yet, you can get a carbon monoxide tester for your …

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Well, this confirms it: Penelope is the worst. Actually, truly, madly, deeply, the worst. And you know the worst thing? She doesn’t know that she’s the worst, and no one else thinks she’s the worst either, even though she totally is. Ugh, Penelope the heiress. Her family owns a penthouse suite. She has a private …

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The final season of Fantasy is airing, and… look, it’s fine. It was fine, I should say. I look back at all those watch parties I had in my apartment, all the time I spent on forums discussing how I thought things would, go, arguing about the differences between the show and the original children’s …

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