Renovations

Judge Twinkle Toes: Order in the court. We resume with further examination into the alleged bathroom catastrophe brought forth by the renovation endeavours of the defendant, Sparkle Socks. Prosecutor Glitter Beard, proceed. Prosecutor Glitter Beard: Thank you, your honour. To delve deeper into this bathroom horror, we’ve invited Mr Dewdrop Splashmaker, one of the top …

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My little brother is such a dork. He’s always plotting some scheme, which sort of sounds cool but really isn’t. It’s never anything good, or interesting, or even halfway feasible – just some half baked idea that he’s become obsessed with for reasons that nobody quite understands. Dad says he just has a creative streak, …

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I really should clean out the laundry cupboard more often. It just sits there, all innocent, and you don’t notice that there’s dust piling up an inch thick and the moths have gotten at that old tablecloth that you sort of wanted to use for the garden party. Also, I found a k’li’ta’kir burrowing an …

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