Why does anyone even earn lots of money in the first place? You buy your big home, then you ask for a massive decrease in pay so that you can keep more of what you own. All done. I have invented the way. I was watching Hoity Toity Home Squiz, and those buyers advocates are …

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Honestly, why anyone would come onto Odd-Match and put in ‘cars’ as their main interest is beyond me. This is why they shouldn’t allow manual entry; the list of available interests is already so immensely broad that you shouldn’t need to manually enter anything anyway. It would certainly prevent these Chads from trying to join …

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Clara’s pursuit of truth always carried risks, but she hadn’t anticipated being captured so swiftly. Shortly after exiting the underground chambers, she found herself ambushed. A hood was thrown over her head, and the last thing she remembered before darkness consumed her was the cold grip of hands dragging her away. She awoke in an …

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Exciting news dear reader! I think my Turkey egg is finally hatching! I’ve been waiting weeks for this, enduring the oppressive heat of my house to keep the egg incubated, even while the sun rages outside in the middle of summer. It almost ended me, but the work is done. Now I’m going to have …

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In the heart of Cheltenham, a story of intrigue and determination reached its climax. Dr. Elsie and Jamie, now heralded as the town’s guardians of foot health, prepared to unveil the truth behind the conspiracy that had gripped their community. Their journey, marked by tenacity and courage, was about to ensure the podiatrists in Cheltenham regained …

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Eliza’s next leap through the glass brought her to a world unlike any other, a realm where every surface mirrored the world back at itself. The Reflective Realm, as she would come to know it, was a labyrinth of riddles and illusions, each corner and corridor offering a new puzzle, a new challenge. Here, the …

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Toby sat in an empty office room. He was catching up on his day job whilst the wizards were distracted trying to wrangle an escaped sacrifice. They believed that he was on the bottom floor, trying to help them find the creature.  If they knew he was a human disguised as a wizard, fulfilling his …

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Pam could barely see Iris’ face through the fog. As her companion opened the car hood and bent to inspect the engine, the mist was disturbed. The inky white clouds slipped up her jumper and against her face, giving the impression of tendrils reaching out to swallow her whole. A shiver ran down Pam’s body. …

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Christmas in my family is serious business. No, I don’t mean that we go all out with decorations and sing carols. We don’t even have a tree most years, just a small empty space in my sister’s living room that we have designated for a stack of presents. I know what you might be thinking …

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Zarlo, now a known figure among Melbourne’s medical community, had one final quest before he could proudly claim to understand human upper limbs. His next stop? The renowned Melbourne Arm and Limb Center. Armed (pun intended) with his previous learnings, he approached the centre with a bounce in his step –or whatever it was that …

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