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  I have amaxophobia, which is essentially driving anxiety. It is a relatively common condition  that impacts my ability to drive and makes it hard for me to get in the car. I struggle to drive anywhere that involves me going on a main road, or where there is traffic or traffic lights. I clearly …

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I’m a part of a club in Toowoomba that gets a laugh out of taking photos of really bad car parks. We’ve seen some truly terrible ones in our time, and we get together once a month to share all the photos we’ve taken over the last four weeks. In that meeting, we rank each …

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What exactly does the Paintbrush of Destiny do? That’s a good question, one which I am still trying to find the answer to myself, actually. In the two weeks since I discovered the magical paintbrush, I haven’t been able to work it out. It’s a shame my grandfather didn’t write some instructions for the thing. …

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I’ve just arrived home from the court case that my tenant instigated. My statement and the work of my lawyer went down without a hitch and you guessed it, we won the case. I will be retaining the bond and my ex-tenant now also has to pay additional money for all the damages she caused …

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Did you know that teeth preserve extremely well, even after someone has passed away? That’s why I have to get regular dentist appointments, even though I haven’t had flesh in about five hundred years. Thankfully, the bristle toothbrush had just been invented back when I was alive, so I’ve been brushing my teeth for my …

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I’m obsessed with my dog. It’s safe to say that I love her more than the average person loves their dog, and it’s because she is without a doubt, the best thing in my life. The way she greets me at the door every evening after work, it brings a tear to my eye. She …

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I find it difficult to try new things, which is why I’ve never driven a car. There’s just a lot of new experiences that come with driving a car, such as the first time you drive, your first car park, the first time you get in an accident. Let alone all the times I would …

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I am the proud new owner of a 1950s BMW. It’s been in my family for three generations now. It was owned by my grandfather, then my father and now it’s mine, his first born daughter. My dad has an older sister who was bypassed as an option to be the BMW owner because my …

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My little brother is such a dork. He’s always plotting some scheme, which sort of sounds cool but really isn’t. It’s never anything good, or interesting, or even halfway feasible – just some half baked idea that he’s become obsessed with for reasons that nobody quite understands. Dad says he just has a creative streak, …

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Dear Nitrous Dioxide, I am writing to express my interest in the position of steel supplier for your latest project: the giant intergalactic parking lot that you plan to turn Earth into. You may be somewhat confused about the form of this cover letter, given it is not being sent directly to you, but instead …

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