Norris Be Gone

You know, this Premier Norris guy has really messed this state up, hasn’t he? The whole Goblins and Grottos scandal was just the beginning, but it really hasn’t been given the media attention that it deserves. I mean, the guy has been using taxpayer money to fund his planned trip to the moon. That’s insane! And now the public transport system has come crashing down, thanks to his incompetence. Bus drivers everywhere are on strike and the train conductors are planning a siege of Government House. And then there are the drainage contractors in the Melbourne area who can’t work on the sewers because the water treatment facilities are shut down. It’s such a mess.

And let’s not forget about the fact that we never voted this guy in. Frankly, I’m not sure how he became Premier in the first place. Just because he’s the Prime Minister’s best friend, he shouldn’t be given the most important job in Victoria. There’s some serious corruption going on here, people. Open your eyes! He’s been in office for five years now and there’s no election date in sight. When did we stop living in a democracy? When I explain this all to people they don’t seem concerned at all. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Our society is degrading by the day.

Despite all this, you know what my biggest problem right now is? Blocked drains. Melbourne might be collapsing into a black hole we’ll never get out of, but I can’t even think about that right now. I wish the plumbers were allowed to do work at the moment, because my house has had a blockage for weeks. I don’t even understand the issue. Why can’t a plumber fix my drain, just because the Premier has caused the water treatment facilities to shut down? It doesn’t make sense and I’m sure it’s Premier Norris’s fault somehow. Things aren’t going to get any better until that man is removed from office.